Modern Farmhouse home in Tampa, FL
This Modern Farmhouse home in Tampa, FL offers 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms across 2,304 square feet. Its Modern Farmhouse character defines the property's look.
| Price | $925,000 |
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| Beds | 4 |
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| Baths | 3 |
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| Sqft | 2304 |
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| Architectural style | Modern Farmhouse (60% match) |
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| Address | 2820 N Central Court |
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Why buy this home
- Confirmed Modern Farmhouse architecture, matched from the listing photos by Enzo's vision model.
- Includes a real agent video tour with a full transcript of the walkthrough.
- Links directly to the original source listing on Movewithmomentum.
From the tour
This driveways long, but not long enough to make her stay. This house has three garage doors, one for your F-150, one for your Dodge Ram, and one for your step ladder collection. Is it called a pickup because your girlfriend has to pick you up to put you into your booster seat? Four bedrooms, three bathrooms, 2,300 square feet. I'm Vanna White, and you're watching Wheel of Fortune. Farmhouse-style homes give rich people the illusion that they're a blue collar. The guy who buys this is not gonna be a f**king plumber. Stop appropriating my culture! Hey guys, look! Don't worry though, the Bannisysky family's used to being behind bars. A lot of people think I don't like neckbeards, which is a lie. I love neckbeards. Yes, give me a middle-aged man that has no social cues and builds computers. Ladies, if you're still trying to find a man at the bar, you're in the wrong place. You need to be in the My Little Pony subreddit. You need to be outside of a school with binoculars. No, I'm just kidding. You need to be in the Fedora section at Old Navy or wherever the f**k they still sell Fedora. You know if you have a barn door in your bedroom, there isn't a doggie-style insight. Why are we still installing these? People in Toronto can hear me take a s**t. Oh, this one so you can wash your short little boyfriend. This is some rich people. The shower I grew up in didn't even have running water. And when it did, it was well water that smelled like eggs or something. And I would smell it school. It was just a bear. I don't want to tell you guys that. Share this with... What was it even about? Share this with... Share this just with somebody, I guess.
Transcribed from tampa_bre's TikTok walkthrough.
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