Victorian home in San Francisco, CA
Set in San Francisco, CA, this Victorian home provides 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom across 735 square feet. Its Victorian character defines the property's look.
| Price | $1,095,000 |
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| Beds | 2 |
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| Baths | 1 |
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| Sqft | 735 |
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| Architectural style | Victorian (60% match) |
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| Address | 2060 Union St #5 |
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Why buy this home
- Confirmed Victorian architecture, matched from the listing photos by Enzo's vision model.
- Includes a real agent video tour with a full transcript of the walkthrough.
- Links directly to the original source listing on Coldwellbanker.
From the tour
Hello darling, it's your Auntie Cartier, and once again I am on my quest to find the perfect barrier home. Today, my journey takes me to 2060 Union Street, apartment number five in Fabulous Cow Harlem. One of San Francisco's most effervescent and exciting neighborhoods, very attractive people doing very attractive, many more things. I mean, imagine it, this could be your life, let's go. This beautiful complex features nearly 800 square feet of maximalized living and entertaining spaces with beautiful architectural details and updates. It's even got an old stone, hello old stone, remind me of my childhood. Think of the memories your child could have here. Of course, the true show stuff, this beautiful house, is the updated kitchen look that there's a backslash that lights up because I don't know, maybe fairies live inside of there, do you believe in fairies, if you don't, well, you shouldn't be in San Francisco. If you lived here, you could be cooking with gas, at least it's a 36 inch thermidor machine for food making, some people call it an oven. I don't know why, but as you know, Auntie Cartier doesn't cook. This condo features two beautiful bedrooms, the first of which has lighter closet, hello old Donatella Versace, I see you, you're right next to Mr. Pucci, do you know who Pucci is? I know, I know, I'm into this. Second bedroom might be small, but she's my dear, I don't know your life, but perhaps you could use this for a room for the bed bag, or if it were me, I would just make it into one giant glamourous closet. Now this space may not be huge, but there's a long hallway running to the bathroom that they've got cold lights. They're running down there to make your closet of garden now, I'm in the bathroom, a lovely bathroom with a walking shower, and the laundry machine is right there. This beautiful condo is in the middle of everything, that they're shopping and drinking, I mean, there is an equinox gym directly across the street. I don't think I could live next to an equinox gym when I wake up in the morning, you know, at 3 in the afternoon, like the rest of you, I'd sit here and feel very judged. But maybe you like that sort of thing. I mean, there's so much to see out the window, hello sexy people, shopping or running shirtless or doing whatever it is you do. So I'm afraid the home is not clean, but it might be clean. Now, if you're interested in a tour of this beautiful place, or buying or selling in San Francisco, please contact the realtor behind the lashes, Mr. J. Conrad Frank, or wonderful listing at Kelly Wong and Mr. Kevin Ho, where I'm afraid I've got things to do in people to be besides Perry's is calling. That's an old place with good martinis, someone's revving their motorcycle just for hunting. Don't look at my ass.
Transcribed from katyasmirnoffskyy's TikTok walkthrough.
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