Victorian home in San Francisco, CA
This 1,000-square-foot Victorian home in San Francisco, CA includes 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The Victorian styling carries through the home's design.
| Price | $1,095,000 |
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| Beds | 2 |
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| Baths | 1 |
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| Sqft | 1000 |
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| Architectural style | Victorian (60% match) |
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| Address | 249 Coleridge St |
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Why buy this home
- Confirmed Victorian architecture, matched from the listing photos by Enzo's vision model.
- Includes a real agent video tour with a full transcript of the walkthrough.
- Links directly to the original source listing on Coldwellbankerhomes.
From the tour
Hello, darling, this is your auntie Cartier, and once again, I am on my quest to find the perfect barrier home. Today, our journey takes us to two four-nine cold-beam street in the heart of Bernal Heights, a fabulous neighborhood with tree-lined streets and lesbians and dogs, all of my favorite things like rain drops on roses. Well, let's go. Welcome to your new home, built during the reign of Queen Victoria. This place has outlived earthquakes and several tech rooms with over a thousand square feet of living and entertaining spaces. Imagine the fun that you could have. You could sit with your friends and lay a canaster or roast marshmallows in this fire. I don't know if it works. But who cares? Oh my god, look at this light booster. I'd wear it as an earball, although then I'd have back problems. Stunninghound, though, has two bedrooms and one bath. This is the primary, and I mean, it's stunning. The ceilings are over ten feet tall. The light fixtures are modern and oh, sorry, I got distracted by beauty. You could get distracted too. Just put it in an offer. You could throw dance parties in this hallway with it with it's pine or a birch floors and there's a closet. I was going to say it's effing huge, but that's not family-friendly. And this home, well, it sure could be. My god, look at this kitchen. It's got all the amenities that cooking people want, a gas range, a fancy refrigerator, and everyone's favorite thing in the world. Hello, faucet. Do you want to be friends? Well, you can have all of your friends sit and dine with you. My favorite part of this kitchen. It's over here. Booze is what you find in the buttons, actually. I've taken these ones home with me. This bag in the second bedroom is perfect. You could use it for a nursery when your grandchildren are in town and there's a giraffe. Hello, giraffe. You are my friend. Boom, I'm in this fabulously remodeled bathroom. It's so terribly, oh my god, the toilet thing just went up by itself. That's what I call glamour. Then again, this whole room is glamour in car-nate. Not only does this beautiful corridor feature parking and storage more ample than my bosom, there's also this wonderful deed in yard right off the kitchen. It's got space for barbecuarn and gardening. Now, I would buy this home for myself, but sadly it reminds me a little bit too much of a summer that I spent at Kate Hepburn's cottage balloons and some afraid it's not for me, but it might be for you. So, if you're interested in buying or selling in San Francisco or a wanted door of this beautiful condo, please contact the realtor behind the lashes. Mr. Jay Conrad Frank, all the wonderful listing agents, Team Kaho, the best spectacular and telling it all the floral arrangements because she's talented. Now, I'm afraid I've got people to do and places to be strike that reverse it and we've got a night. Well, Charles, I'm off to North. The brothers might have a place to get cups. Stop filming me. Well, sir, I'm not drinking on the job.
Transcribed from katyasmirnoffskyy's TikTok walkthrough.
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